[Random] Phone in

Welcome. Today we have on our panel our resident psychiatrist, a psychiatrist who isn't resident but staying with the other one because he can't bear to go home, and a psychiatrist who lived with the first one and who when the second arrived felt alienated and has since undergone a total personality change.


Mother: Ah! Mrs. Knickerbaker exploded!
Son: Good thing too.
Mother: Ah! She was my best friend!
Son: Oh mother, don't be so semtimental. People explode everyday.
Mother: Yes. I suppose so. I don't know - I didn't like her really.


Some things in life are bad. They can really make you mad.
Some things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle - don't grumble!
Give a whistle! And this'll help things turn out for the best.
And - always look on the bright side of life.
Always look on the light side of life.
If life seems jolly rotten - There's something you've forgotten!
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
Life is quite absurd and that's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Always look on the bright side of death -
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
Life's a piece of spit when you look at it.
Laugh's a laugh and that's the joke it's true.
You'll see it's all a show - keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember the last laugh is on you.
Keep on laughing as you go.

-Monty Python